Holiday Camp Entertainer
4/11/96-6/11/96
4 November 1996 - HOLIDAY CAMP ENTERTAINER
I'm here again after a short spell away, and I’ve got my job back as an entertainer at Fatskin's Holiday Camp in the town of Peans.
Unfortunately this time of year is our quiet period, when we only have religious studies groups and maniacs staying at the camp. I'll tell you – it's no mean feat trying to keep 300 bored Christians happy when the budget only stretches as far as an ET mask!
6 November 1996 - HOLIDAY CAMP ENTERTAINER
In a bid to generate a bit of off-season business, the camp manager has hit upon the idea of hiring celebrities to perform on stage for us. The catch is they'll be doing things you wouldn't expect!
For instance, instead of painting a picture we plan to have Tony Hart descaling kettles. We've also spoken to Ant and Dec's agent about getting them to ride around on a couple of big dogs while reciting from the book of Revelations.
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