Ghost Train
24/7/98
24 July 1998 - GHOST TRAIN
The authorities have closed down my ghost train. They tell me it's become little more than "a tawdry seafront peepshow with trains and drunk tramps". The final straw for the council came when one of my "zombies" (tramps) climbed into a train full of nuns and tried to kiss them.
The nuns were so disturbed by the incident that one decided to be a druid, one an anarchist, and a third got engaged to the tramp. However, Mother Superior complained to Rex Ubermensch MP.
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