Funfair Ride Designer
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9 April 1995 - FUNFAIR RIDE DESIGNER
I've stopped being a werewolf: I'm better.
I've got a new job now, designing rides for amusement parks and fun fairs. I've already come up with an idea for one - it's called Spider-Wheel!
The kids sit in suede pockets on the side of a big wheel. It just shakes a bit, and then it breaks.
10 April 1995 - DESIGNING FUN FAIR RIDES
I've designed my best fun fair ride to date.
Its name? The Big Sailor! The punters are led up a gangway running into the Sailor's eye. Inside, fluid pours out from a rubber teat, washing them down into his feet.
What do you reckon? It sounds pretty cool, huh?
11 April 1995 - DESIGNING FUN FAIR RIDES
I've been thinking: what if I combined a Big Wheel with a tractor? Let's see - I could pull it across a field, pull it into the sea, tow it up Ben Nevis... anything I say!
People would pay £40 to go on this great ride, and another £10 for the gas balloons I might want to sell.
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