The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Being A Cyborg


18 May 1996 - BEING A CYBORG

I tells ya, baby - this cyborg life can be a hoot!

I was in a restaurant last night and I wanted a bigger plate. So, I gets out me hydraulic fist, and I smashes it against the edge of the table.

What happens is all the restaurant staff thinks there's a fire, and rushes out ta put it out with the big plates. I tells ya - they was so cross!

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