Bad Spacestation
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28 August 1997 - BAD SPACESTATION
I've stopped being a space ship captain, and have got a new job now aboard a rapidly decaying spacestation in orbit above the planet Earth.
Everything was OK at first, but I'm stuck up here with the biggest idiot in space, AJ Pointer. This spacestation is dangerous enough as it is without AJ Pointer getting up to his pranks and wheezes. For instance, last night I was taking a shower in a special zero-g shower bag, when AJ unzipped it and threw a load of feathers in.
29 August 1997 - BAD SPACESTATION
I'm trapped in orbit above Earth with the notorious prankster AJ Pointer. Last night I was happily eating my dinner out of one of those special silver space bags that you've probably seen on telly, when AJ floated in and started smashing away at the airlock with a cricket bat.
When I asked what he was doing, he just said he was bored and floated back into his bedroom. I listened at the door for a while, and it sounded like he was speaking in tongues.
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