The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


African Ambassador


5 November 1998 - AFRICAN AMBASSADOR

My job as ambassador to a small African nation isn't going too well; yesterday I got a bit confused at a meeting of the United Nations, and accidentally sat in the Welsh ambassador's chair.    

Suffice to say he wasn't particularly pleased to see me there, and when I refused to move, he tried to sit on my lap. I ended up pouring coffee in his hair, which is long and blonde, and like a girl's hair. He also smells like a girl. He's a stupid girl.

Diary Index | Previous | Next