Working In A Sauna
29/4/16
29 APRIL 2016 - WORKING IN A SAUNA
I've got a new job working in a sauna. Unfortunately, due to local health and safety regulations, we're not actually allowed to operate above temperatures deemed unsafe to human life (these were put in place after we had a customer who stayed in too long and became so dehydrated he turned into a tumbleweed).
Consequently, we never actually turn on the sauna. Instead I have to do my best to convince customers that they've been in a sauna, by sitting in there with them saying things like "I think this is a sauna" and "Yes, this is definitely what I recognise to be a sauna".
Yesterday we had one customer who didn't fall for it, and I became so angry I just stood up and started yelling "SAUNA! SAUNA! SAUNA!" over and over. Unfortunately, while doing this, my towel fell off and he saw how dirty my weenis is. Gross.
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