Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
4 MARCH 2003 - WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
I've got a new job preparing the questions on TV's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? It's a good job, but yesterday I had a bit of a run in with the producer.
He objected to the three questions I had taken four hours to prepare:
- What's my favourite toy?
- Why do lions walk like that?
- What does a wall taste like anyway?
I immediately tendered my resignation, but he rejected it on the grounds that I had tendered it only in my head.