The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


TV License Detective



Yesterday, my instruments led me to an address in Dorset. After driving my van into the cellar, I discovered something I never thought I'd see: a baked potato with a wire sticking out of it. Two students had connected it to a projector and were broadcasting images of L. Ron Hubbard to every home in Dresden. When I asked them why, they just pointed at the potato and left.

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