Queen Singer
3/1/18
3 JANUARY 2018 - QUEEN SINGER
I've got a new job now as the lead singer of the pop group Queen. Apparently, Freddie Mercury died a while back, and sooner or later everyone in the country will be asked to replace him on a greatest hits tour.
Unfortunately, the remaining members of the band don't like some of my ideas for the live show, which include Brian May and the drummer being lowered onto the stage in coffins, and for me to perform with a marionette of my late predecessor, whom I refer to during the course of the show as "a little turd".
