Pooing On The Queen
20/5/16
20 MAY 2016 - POOING ON THE QUEEN
Today is very special day for me, as it is the one day anniversary of the day I travelled to London to poo on the Queen.
It really was a special day, even though I got arrested and cautioned after pulling down my pants, and running backwards towards the Queen's car.
The arresting officer had assumed I was merely exposing myself, and he saw the funny side when I explained that I was actually trying to poo on Her Majesty.
Sadly, I never got another chance to poo on our monarch. However, on the way home I did poo on a train seat.
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