Archangel
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14 January 2003 - ARCHANGEL
I've got a new job being an archangel. It's surprisingly good fun, though I think my colleagues were having a bit of a joke when they handed me my harp – it was covered in horse guts and molasses.
Still, I had the last laugh: I punched each of them in the throat!
15 January 2003 - ARCHANGEL
Being an archangel is a lot of fun, but I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be doing. For instance, yesterday I thought I'd visit some woman, and tell her she was going to have a magic baby.
All I got for my pro-active idea was a stage two warning from my supervisor.
16 January 2003 - ARCHANGEL
I'm going to have to stop being an archangel, after my supervisor caught me defacing the Pearly Gates with a marker pen. I haven't been fired, but I've decided to resign following my supervisor's unnecessary nudity during my disciplinary hearing.
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